From what humans are now calling “Contact Day”.

Aliens landed today outside of most major photogenic cities around the world, and landmarks, in what many are calling “Contact Day”.

“I new this shit was coming” said Dale Hermslinger from Ann Arbor, Michigan, I mean, I built the entire bunker, I really love Ron Paul, and I care deeply about Austrian Economics. I have to admit, I don’t really know what “Austrian Economics” actually is about, or how that compounding interest or whatever works, but if Ron Paul says it is good, I think I’m going with that.”

“Before this I was a Bernie Sanders guy”.. I mean, I like how he’s also a Libertarian.”

The alien group from the semi-stable rebzticular niri level 5rZ interdenominational gate just asked you to scan a QR code in order to see the full gate and more about Austrian Economics.

The aliens decided to land exactly where you would think they would want to land- in a field in Kalona, Iowa..

“Where Is your leader?.. Mister Prime Earth Chieftan and Austrian Economics Genius Ron Paul?”

The Aliens waited impatiently.. clickers clicking..

“”We shall have to notify the Mises Institute of SUCH TRANSGRETIONS!!” (Clickers clacked furiously)..

Ron Paul has yet to comment on the ongoing controversy according to latest San Luis Obispo Times reports.