Kiev – Ukraine In what many are calling a fair deal, yesterday Ukrainian president Vladimir Zelensky requested to get the number to your girlfriend Heather. “I’ll be honest, I think we had a thing.” Said a smitten tight olive-green shirt clad Zelensky referring to that time he and Heather met when you guys were volunteering…

From a Pond: Earlier this week, the League Of Terrapin Voters condemned the nation-wide smear campaign that they somehow look like the Senator from Kentucky whose neck happens to be “Terrapin like” but clearly isn’t of Turtle genetics. “It would take an out of touch monkey-like biped to equate our species to McConnell.” Said Terry…