From the San Luis Obispo Times Field office: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

“Nobody saw this one coming. I mean, generally you can make YouTube videos and your wolves don’t successfully eat your face off, then eat your entire general interstitial tract out, and it’s all live-streamed.. “said a lawyer representing the bereaved family for Reese Citrone.

A Canadian from Burtts Corner, New Brunswick, Citrone’s face ended up looking like “It was a real horror show, but again, nobody saw this coming.”

“Today, at 14:22 Her Queen’s Royal Crown Canadian Atlantic Maritime Time”.

Sadly, unexpectedly, earlier today, Reese Citrone also known as: “That guy who kept kissing the wild wolves on their mouths on Instagram” was sadly completely eaten by said pet wolves earlier today. “Nobody saw this coming.”

“Again, I just want to re-iterate here: nobody saw this one coming. ” said Citrone’s lawyer.

“Generally, when the wolves seem super laid back, and their babies are right there, perhaps a few suckling.. and there is some tid-bit of food just right nearby the mother, and you lean in to give her a peck on the lips for your Patreon members and YouTube subscribers or Instagram, the wolf doesn’t bite you in the face drawing blood and ripping into your eye socket.” Not this time.”

“I mean, nobody saw it coming, the guy was super laid back, regularly kissed the feral wolves, posted a lot of videos of him kissing them on the lips for a living right after they gave birth to their new cubs. Nobody saw this one coming.”

“Man, that time, that guy’s face got real messed up.” “I mean, right before the other wolf took the opportunity to go right for his stomach and intestines.. boy, they really tore him apart.”

“Nobody saw this coming.”

“From the YouTube videos, where he was feeding the wolves, and touching their heads when they were snarling, or had their ears back and he kept saying it was about their energy and kissing them.. again, nobody ever saw this one coming.”

The San Luis Obispo Times will keep you updated on this story.